“I’ve seen Barney work very hard to get women. I’ve seen him work very hard to get rid of women. I’ve never seen him work this hard to keep one around.”
#barney stinson forever at his most genuine when he’s telling robin she’s amazing
at this point it’s basically impossible that he’ll end up with anyone else.
Barney: Can you believe we almost…
Robin: I know.
Barney: Good thing we didn’t.
Robin: Yeah, I mean not long after that, you got together with Nora.
Barney: And you met Kevin.
Robin: Yeah, disaster averted.
Barney: Exactly, it would have ruined everything.
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Barney: Hey, Robin.
Robin: Barney. I am having a horrible day. I snuck some scotch in from the duty free store. You want to join me?
Barney: Yeah, yeah. Let’s go to your room. Far away from this room. And we can knock it back.
Robin: They didn’t get me a room. I was actually hoping I could stay with you.
Barney: No problem. I just have to straighten up little bit. I’ve got some clothes on the floor, and…
Robin: And a naked girl tied to your headboard.
Barney: Towels all over the bathroom. It’s a mess. So, anyway… give me ten minutes to get the place in order…
Robin: See ya, Barney.
And hey, congratulate me, cause I’m the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. Expelliarmus!
