how i met your mother, the comedy.
(Source: marsh-madness)
“Dear Lily and Marshall, I don’t know if you know this but I never took your names off the lease. Well today, I took my name off it. The apartment is now yours. And I think I finally figured out the best thing to do with Robin’s old room. See for me this place had begun to feel a little haunted. At first I thought it was haunted by Robin, but now I think it was haunted by me. Well no ghost is at peace until it finally moves on. I need a change and I think you do too. This apartment needs some new life so please make our old home your new home. It is now ghost free. Love, Ted.”
When you turn 30 and you’re in a couple, a strange thing happens. You start to see babies everywhere.
(Source: walcotts)
- She’s not Robin.
- She’s not Victoria.
- She was almost Stella.
- She was Cindy’s roommate.
- She has a yellow umbrella… that I stole.
- She was in what I thought was my architecture class.
- She thought I was a complete idiot.
- She’s considered weird by some.
- She was never going to be Zoey. That was just doomed.
- I met her on the day of a wedding.
“I’ve seen Barney work very hard to get women. I’ve seen him work very hard to get rid of women. I’ve never seen him work this hard to keep one around.”
#barney stinson forever at his most genuine when he’s telling robin she’s amazing
at this point it’s basically impossible that he’ll end up with anyone else.
Barney: Can you believe we almost…
Robin: I know.
Barney: Good thing we didn’t.
Robin: Yeah, I mean not long after that, you got together with Nora.
Barney: And you met Kevin.
Robin: Yeah, disaster averted.
Barney: Exactly, it would have ruined everything.
(Source: nudepatrickharris)
